The Audio Drama Directory

Imagine working for an agency so secretive you don’t even know its name—or your own.

You are a Mystery Agent. You answer to someone called Control. You have a suit, a blue tie, a pair of sunglasses, and a small metal button with a question mark on it. And cigarettes.

Blue City is beautiful in the way noir films and dusty cathedrals are beautiful. It is decades behind the times, more a memory of a place that no longer is… and never was, really.

You’ve been sent here to locate the Hostile Personality. Description, age, psychological profile, and criminal record to follow. Upon apprehension of the target, a team member must [text omitted], twist the button clockwise, count to 3, and make a wish.

If all instructions are followed correctly the entity will instantly be transported to the Lacuna.