This Never Happened
Narrated Multigenre Comedy Anthology
Explicit
This podcast is a delightfully ridiculous podcast filled with exaggerated tales, questionable life choices, accidental wisdom, and characters who absolutely should not be left unsupervised. Narrated by Nova, these lighthearted stories are meant to entertain, not be taken too seriously, because frankly, neither does she.
Expect bloopers, mistakes, random tangents, and all the beautifully imperfect moments that make storytelling feel human.
So pour yourself a drink, grab a snack, dim the lights, close your eyes, and let the stories pique your imagination!
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*INTRO*[THE HOLE…]*THIS NEVER HAPPENED*INTRO – "THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED – BEDTIME STORIES FOR ADULTS WHO NEED THERAPY" ™️
[LIVE RECORDED EPISODE: THE HOLE THAT FIXED EVERYTHING]Welcome to *This Never Happened*, a collection of bedtime stories for adults who need therapy… or at least a really good laugh. Each episode is a journey into the wonderfully impossible. You'll meet suspicious black holes, emotionally unavailable chameleons, portals that definitely violate several laws of physics, and other completely fabricated nonsense that absolutely, positively never happened. These stories drift somewhere between comedy, dream logic, philosophy, and the kind of thought you have at 2:17 a.m. when you're staring at the ceiling wondering how life got so weird. Some stories are absurd. Some are oddly poetic.Some may sound like they mean something. And maybe they do. Or maybe your brain is just connecting dots that were never meant to be connected.Either way, you're welcome to look for hidden meanings, accidental wisdom, or metaphors disguised as ridiculous adventures. We won't stop you.So get comfortable, silence your common sense, and prepare to wander through worlds where logic takes a personal day and imagination is left unsupervised. Just remember: none of this is true. None of it ever happened. Probably.